All News Web recently reported on a story originally featured in the Russian Kamensk News, describing what is described as a “friendly” UFO seen by several women:

“Lyubov Tetueva, an IT professional, was walking her dogs at 11pm on September 17, along with two other female acquaintances. She noticed a ‘very visible, dull, grey sphere’ moving in the sky above them as they walked past the city library. The sphere appeared to the witnesses to be about half a metre in diameter. The UFO looked as if it was surveying local buildings, moving from one to another, slowing down and speeding up at times. When the UFO came close to a building it would emit a strong beam of light towards its subject that would completely illuminate a large section and then go right through its walls.”

Regarding the assertion that the UFO was “friendly”, Red Pill Junkie commented earlier this morning at The Daily Grail that since it was a UFO emitting its light beam at Russian women, then “flashing babes is cool, as long as you come from another planet, huh?” Even I couldn’t have come up with that one so early in the morning (Cheers Miguel!)… Often, I’m quite thankful for the brilliant humor expressed by our good friends over at the Grail.

Elsewhere, when it comes to things like “flashing babes” intergalactic-like, the act of “ogling” has also been in the news a bit lately. Yesterday Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh, who was recently approached with the prospect of judging California’s Miss America contest, announced on his program “I saw this story, it’s a study, actually, by German scientists, I’m not making this up here. It’s another thing to consider if I do judge the Miss America contest, I won’t have to exercise that week.” He proceeded to read the following:

“A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise. The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym. Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.”

Hmm… so ogling improves health. Maybe aliens get the same kicks out of flashing their beams at Earth gals.