When an eight foot tall, hulking humanoid with a sagittal crest and hair all over its body washes up on the beaches of Montauk, New York, THEN I’ll make a big deal out of it.
Unfortunately, this “Montauk Monster” is probably something a little less surreal:
Resembling a pig with a beak-like protrusion on the tip of its face, it has been supposed that the creature may be anything from a “turtle without its shell” to the more likely solution; some variety of canine or even a racoon missing a portion of its upper snout, causing the appearance of the strange “beak”. Many popular websites have been sensationalizing this discovery, much like other poor little dead puppies in the past which folks with nothing better to do with their time have tried to liken to monsters from
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