Here are today’s headlines…
- NASA grants $7 million to discover alien life
- Elon Musk’s Tesla just floated past Mars
- Man Who Writes Bigfoot Erotica Now a U.S. Congressman
- Seeking Bigfoot: Investigator believes Sasquatch lurks in North Carolina
- Astronomers suggest using a laser to attract aliens to Earth like a ‘porch light’
- No mention of satanic cults – or UFO’s – in CBI report
- This strange creature isn’t a spider or a dog, but it sure looks like both